| | Admit it: You want those seats | |
|
| Author | Message |
|---|
jkdrone Poster child

Number of posts: 391 Registration date: 2008-04-02
 | Subject: Admit it: You want those seats Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:39 pm | |
| http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather
I just wanna know where I can get whale penis leather. Nothin' says hard-core-wheeler like ridin' on cocksoft.
!c |
|
 | |
terrahawk Got No Life


Number of posts: 1592 Age: 43 Location: Richmond, TX Rig: 2007 Sahara dos puertas Registration date: 2008-03-30
 | Subject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:57 pm | |
| | Quote: | Q. "How do you circumcise a whale?" A. "Send down four skin-divers" |
LMAO |
|
 | |
Mr.RonGilbert 10" SUPER LOGGER

Number of posts: 2696 Age: 41 Location: Mt. Belvieu, Texas Rig: 08 Black Unlimited specs.: Its a beater! Registration date: 2009-01-18
 | Subject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats Wed 14 Oct 2009, 6:00 pm | |
| That is funny.... how ghey do you have to be to pay that much money just to sit on a whale d!ck? That takes it to a whole new level.
I accidentally sit on my nuts sometimes..... and that is not comfortable at all... |
|
 | |
akonius Got No Life


Number of posts: 845 Location: Katy, Texas Rig: '08 4dr JK specs.: 2.5 BB w/9550's, XRC8 winch, 35"x18" Nittos and a bunch of other stuff... Registration date: 2008-10-27
 | Subject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats Wed 14 Oct 2009, 6:02 pm | |
| |
|
 | |
Mr.RonGilbert 10" SUPER LOGGER

Number of posts: 2696 Age: 41 Location: Mt. Belvieu, Texas Rig: 08 Black Unlimited specs.: Its a beater! Registration date: 2009-01-18
 | Subject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats Wed 14 Oct 2009, 6:08 pm | |
| The phrase "hung like a horse" has been significantly reduced to "meh" status.... now "hung like a blue whale".... that is a compliment.
(I am hung like a stud field mouse) |
|
 | |
Maverick1701 Jack Twist

Number of posts: 840 Age: 25 Location: Memphis, TX Rig: 1968 Kaiser Jeep M35A2 6x6 specs.: ITS BIG!!!!! Registration date: 2009-02-11
 | Subject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:21 pm | |
| i hear that blue whales are hung like chuck norris |
|
 | |
StormTrooper2005 Trail Ready


Number of posts: 74 Location: Katy Rig: TJ Registration date: 2009-02-26
 | Subject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:33 pm | |
| Not trying to be an ass but that's not a blue whale.
http://www.orienthq.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/305d.gif
Looks more like a whale shark
http://www.oceanleadership.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/whale-shark-with-fish.jpg |
|
 | |
Maverick1701 Jack Twist

Number of posts: 840 Age: 25 Location: Memphis, TX Rig: 1968 Kaiser Jeep M35A2 6x6 specs.: ITS BIG!!!!! Registration date: 2009-02-11
 | Subject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:40 pm | |
| the sound of splitting hairs hurts my ears... |
|
 | |
Hemi_Tim aka thebigtman Got No Life


Number of posts: 884 Age: 37 Location: La Vernia, TX Rig: 08 Hemi JK Rubi Unlimited Registration date: 2009-09-04
 | Subject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:00 am | |
| | Mr.RonGilbert wrote: | | I accidentally sit on my nuts sometimes..... and that is not comfortable at all... |
LMAO! |
|
 | |
Deacon Got No Life


Number of posts: 1420 Age: 31 Location: Helotes, TX Rig: '06 TJ Registration date: 2009-07-06
 | Subject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:05 am | |
| Heh...Snopes to the rescue!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/whale.asp |
|
 | |
akonius Got No Life


Number of posts: 845 Location: Katy, Texas Rig: '08 4dr JK specs.: 2.5 BB w/9550's, XRC8 winch, 35"x18" Nittos and a bunch of other stuff... Registration date: 2008-10-27
 | Subject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:36 am | |
| ugh... OK - here's a REAL blue whale's johnson...Snopes has nothing on this pic...  ...when you look at the comparison, I guess you'd get around 1 seats material from that unit! SO...to do an entire interior...what are we talkin...3-4 Johnsons?!?  |
|
 | |
CRUX Forum-ban-hammer-er

Number of posts: 3160 Age: 39 Location: San Antonio, Texas Rig: 2007 JK RUBI unlimited specs.: 3.5 Rock Krawler X-factor mid arm Registration date: 2008-01-24
 | Subject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats Thu 15 Oct 2009, 3:21 pm | |
| yup...whale shark _________________ FAIL TO PLAN.....IS A PLAN TO FAIL.
|
|
 | |
| | Admit it: You want those seats | |
|