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jkdrone
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PostSubject: Admit it: You want those seats   Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:39 pm

http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather

I just wanna know where I can get whale penis leather. Nothin' says hard-core-wheeler like ridin' on cocksoft.

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terrahawk
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:57 pm


Quote:
Q. "How do you circumcise a whale?"
A. "Send down four skin-divers"


LMAO
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Mr.RonGilbert
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Wed 14 Oct 2009, 6:00 pm

That is funny.... how ghey do you have to be to pay that much money just to sit on a whale d!ck? That takes it to a whole new level.


I accidentally sit on my nuts sometimes..... and that is not comfortable at all...
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Wed 14 Oct 2009, 6:02 pm

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Mr.RonGilbert
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Wed 14 Oct 2009, 6:08 pm

The phrase "hung like a horse" has been significantly reduced to "meh" status.... now "hung like a blue whale".... that is a compliment.








(I am hung like a stud field mouse)
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:21 pm

i hear that blue whales are hung like chuck norris
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:33 pm

Not trying to be an ass but that's not a blue whale.

http://www.orienthq.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/305d.gif

Looks more like a whale shark

http://www.oceanleadership.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/whale-shark-with-fish.jpg
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:40 pm

the sound of splitting hairs hurts my ears...
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Hemi_Tim aka thebigtman
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:00 am

Mr.RonGilbert wrote:
I accidentally sit on my nuts sometimes..... and that is not comfortable at all...


LMAO!
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Deacon
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:05 am

Heh...Snopes to the rescue!

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/whale.asp
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:36 am

ugh...

OK - here's a REAL blue whale's johnson...Snopes has nothing on this pic...



...when you look at the comparison, I guess you'd get around 1 seats material from that unit! SO...to do an entire interior...what are we talkin...3-4 Johnsons?!?
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Thu 15 Oct 2009, 3:21 pm

yup...whale shark

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